* Publicist Kaitlin Philips emailed the following to our writer Lauren Ro last week: "Laura Tanzer (Balenciaga) just launched a new 'bed clothes' brand called Millaux (pronounced me-lor) with her girlfriend, a former professional tennis player named Jessica Simpson (not the actress). They are a striking lesbian couple who live in Zurich. Both are over six feet tall and use 'the lightest shade of concealer available. Millaux is intent on crafting bedclothes — their word! — as one does in Haute Couture." Okay! Honestly, we think everything from this brand is wildly expensive but extremely pretty.

See: the silky blue-and-green duvet covers, the cotton-sateen pillowcases, the triangle-edged oxford pillowcases! Those would change the entire dynamic of a bed!